I was in school when I saw Jack who was crying. I walked up to him. "Everything's going to be alright. For the sake of Chris Hansen. Even though I love freshmen girls." I looked behind and saw a boner when I saw a freshman girl. I wanted to marry her. I had to focus on Jack again. "What is the fucking problem?"
"Henry revealed he was gay and I hate gay people." Jack said.
"That's racist." I replied and then e started walking down the hall way with guns and bullets. We were looking for Henry. We saw him making out with........... GABE!
"How dare you betray us Gabe!" Jack screamed as he threw a homphobic condom at Gabe. Then Henry looked at us concerned. He wanted us to accept him.
"Will you accept me? My parents are christains and they kicked me out when I came out and now I am homeless and Gabe wants to help me." Henry said and then Gabe looked down. He had boner.
"I'm gay to." He said and they resumed their making out. Then Jack and I aimed at them. We fired and then missed. Instead we shot Doctor. Then Charlotte and Roman in. They were going out for a year now and we made wedding arrangements with Roman behind her back.
"Charlotte I fucking love you. You make me so fucking happy. Will you fucking marry me?" He said and bowed down and then got a wedding ring out.
"Oh my fucking wedding yes!" Charlotte agreed and Roman got a boner. I then remembered. Love was something you had to pursue. I turned towards Jack.
"You go get Nepgear bitch." I told him excited and I ran to the middle school to go kiss the girls there. They were fine with it. Mr. Abbate had his daugther in there and he let me date her.
Epilogue: Henry and Gabe marry and Henry is a lawyer and Gabe is a math teacher. Charlotte and Roman got married and had on girl named Mio. Morgan loved her secretly. Charlotte was a stripper and Roman was a intern. Jack and Nepgear got married and have a child named Leonardo Di'Caprio. Jack is fighting the Illuminati and Nepgear is a housewife but ten times better. I was still in love with Freshmen girls but I never acted upon my desires so I never got arrested. But Jack found out and he said what the fuck ever.
THE END